WEST SEATTLE, Washington, March 26, 2859 (WSFB) – Zenok Roboticar here with your West Seattle weekend from the year 2859.  According to the Glyborg 3000 advanced integrated weather realgram we’ll be seeing 85 degrees and sunny today.  I’m assuming this is your first space rodeo so let me explain a few things; in the future we can do two really fucking cool things, we can completely control the weather and we can move shit with our minds.  Yep that’s right, it’s always fucking sunny in West Seattle and shit is flying around all the time due to this telekinesis gene that some guy invented a few years ago.  I know for a fact it’s raining in West Seattle in your year of 2010 and your mind is lucky to control your own bowels.  Sucks to be you, caveman.

- Zenok