WEST SEATTLE, Washington, October 27, 2009 (WSFB) – Once again, God proves how much he hates West Seattle. I mean really – fucking hail on the 27th of October? What the FUCK is your problem, God?
Let’s just start by saying this was NOT in the forecast. If it WAS in the forecast, we totally would have been prepared for it. But, since it WASN’T, we totally weren’t prepared and were trying to have a nice BBQ to celebrate the Neil Peart welcome home salmon drum solo earlier this evening down in Whiskey Woods, but NOOOOOOOOOOOO! God has to ruin our fun yet again.
Typical.
Listen up, oh holier than thou, because we have something to say to you: Quit. Raining. On. Our. Parade.
What the hail is your problem anyway?
