WEST SEATTLE, Washington, August 10, 2009 (WSFB) – Tlaloc, the God of Rain, has rewarded The West Seattle Fun Blog for the sacrifices it’s staff have made in recent months.
In addition to bringing unparalleled fun to West Seattle and surrounding areas, the WSFB also helped promote a number of local establishments and events in West Seattle over the recent hot, grueling months. Staff of the fun blog also assisted local bars in making up for a slow summer economy by drinking large quantities of alcohol, effectively boosting sales.
For their hard work and dedication Tlaloc gave all of West Seattle .03 inches of rain as of early Monday evening, the first measurable rain in months.
Tlaloc, when asked how the fun blog could appease him in the future, turned on the WSFB staff and drowned an innocent bystander. He then demanded a virgin sacrifice before retreating to his cave under greater West Seattle.
It is thought a recent string of “Hum” noises and odd vibrations throughout the West Seattle area have been caused by Tlaloc’s underground cave world, Tlalocan.
