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Extremely Rare Kind Of Weather Falls On West Seattle, Experts Claim It Is “Rain”

rainWEST SEATTLE, Washington, January 12, 2010 (WSFB) – A form of liquid precipitation that scientists have labeled “rain” has fallen across West Seattle this week, and will continue to do so in the near future.  While Seattle is known for many things, including outdoor activities, traffic congestion and planes, rain is not one of them.  In fact stories of the fabled rain have been passed down for generations with many younger people not believing in rain at all.   Yet the proof of rain actually falling in Seattle can be seen in and around the area this week, which many claim to be a sign from Jesus.  Some local residents claimed to see rain late last weekend, though many doubted the authenticity of the sightings.  Once the rain began to fall in large quantities many rain believers, including the secret underground society of meteorologists, began to fill the streets with chants of support for the rainfall, and asked the government for full rain disclosure due to what they have dubbed “the H2O Conspiracy” against them.  Officials have begun encouraging residents to invent items that have not been discovered yet that will help to deal with the sudden rain including raincoats, umbrellas and waterproof boots.

2 Responses for “Extremely Rare Kind Of Weather Falls On West Seattle, Experts Claim It Is “Rain””

  1. JT says:

    Nicely done ezb

  2. Scaryb4Coffee says:

    It’s true. I saw the face of Jesus in a puddle at 16th and Delridge.

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