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WEST SEATTLE, Washington, November 06, 2009 (WSFB) — On the evening of November 5th, 2009, an autumn storm came through West Seattle.  It brought hail, sleet, rain and gusts of wind, but what it left is what people are still talking about to this day.

One West Seattle resident by the name of Cyrus Benjamin was cleaning up his front yard of tree debris.  When he went to begin to cut down a maple tree that the city had planted as part of a program several years ago he saw a bright light shine through the tree’s trunk.  He promptly recalled as a kid, seeing the commericals for LUcky Charms cereal and believed me may have struck a pot of gold!  “I’ve always dreamed of this day, but never thought it would actually happen!”  Exclaimed a gitty Cyrus.  “I’m going to tell my job to fuck itself and but I haven’t decided what I’m going to do next, who cares!”

There you have it, another story of resident makes out like a bandit while you are just holding your dick.