WEST SEATTLE, Washington, September 28, 2009 (WSFB) ““ West Seattle scientists made a groundbreaking discovery this afternoon when they isolated the gene that leads to the debilitating disease known as Fibromyalgia. The recessive, crainorectal lymphocyte that morphs during the translation of the Phi Alpha Tau and Alpha Sigma Sigma recombinations result in a masticated gene known in the scientific community as The Code of Hammurabi. The Code of Hammurabi can potentially lead to several eye and tooth disorders, but now has been linked to Fibromyalgia.

For centuries, this code has remained locked but now with some help from West Seattle “Un-Fun Blogs”, it has been unlocked. The discovery came at one of the best times when Fibromyalgia diagnosis have been on the steady incline and beer drinking has been on the decline.

Now that scientists have isolated the gene, they claim that through simple genetic massaging, the gene can be expunged. Genetic massaging can be costly, but since the process was pioneered in our area you can find several clinics in Renton and on Highway 99 that will work with you.

Don’t be lazy”¦.get out and get tested!