GAINESVILLE, Florida, December 04, 2009 (WSFB-AC) – The University of Florida’s Tim Tebow has won virtually every award a college athlete can win: the Heisman Trophy, The Maxwell Award, Player of the Year, the Davey O’Brien Award, the Manning Award, the Disney Spirit Award, the highly coveted Wuerffel Trophy, and is a finalist for the Best Person in the History of the Universe Award. But he recently won a prize that makes the others pale in comparison – the hand in marriage of ABC Sports.

Tebow and ABC Sports earlier this week confirmed rumors that they have indeed set a date and will exchange vows in April. “Tim is a kind, sweet, and loving Christian man,” ABC Sports told ABC Sports. “I swore off dating after that whole Matt Leinart fiasco, but Tim made me believe in love again.”

“When you’re as famous and awesome as I am, you always kind of wonder about people’s true motives,” Tebow said. “But ABC Sports loves me for who they have made me out to be.”

“It was like something out of a fairy tale,” said a gushing ABC Sports about Tebow’s proposal. “Tim surprised me with a mix tape he had made and took me to see Twilight. Then he got down on one knee. It was kind of awkward because I was already down on both of mine, but he is much bendier than most people think so we worked it out. We decided to get married on Easter Sunday, to keep open the possibility that he is the second coming of the Messiah.”

Florida will play the Alabama Crimson Tide this Saturday in the SEC Championship Game, which is a de factor semi-final for the BCS Title Game in January. Assuming that the University of Texas Longhorns take care of business in their Big 12 game against Nebraska, the stage will be set for the national championship game.

The Longhorns’ own Colt McCoy has been nominated to be Tebow’s best man in the ceremony, though ABC Sports is reporting that Tebow might be his own best man, because he is the best man. Ever.