WEST SEATTLE, Washington, July 23, 2010 (WSFB)
SEAZLEIZM #5
“Why do the French riot with baseball bats?”
Baseball isn’t their national pastime. They don’t field a World Baseball Classic team. Their pro league is called Division E’lite and the team names are totally Canadian.
You can’t really use a baseball bat for anything other than baseball or crushing skulls.
And the French don’t crush skulls. They’ve proved this time and time again.
So why. The FUCK. Do they have baseball bats?
File this one with “Riots I Don’t Understand”, and that article “Denver: You Were Quite Peaceful Before John Elway Came Along” that never got published because it was “too edgy”.
