WEST SEATTLE, Washington, August 30, 2010 (WSFB)
SEAZLEIZM #5:
“As much as I love cats, they’re regrettably little more than glorified vermin…. wild animals traipsing around in domesticated civvies. Bathe a cat or try to clip its toenails and you put your life in its paws.
On the flip side, four little bitty strips of Scotch tape have never been funnier than when attached to the pads on cat’s feet in the kitchen.”



















