WEST SEATTLE, Washington, August 24, 2009 (WSFBWCC) – Today we welcome a new sponsor, Yup-B-Gone, maker of the exciting new product the Yuppie Bed Trap. Proprietor Emppu Veli-Pekka explains his business: “With the anticipated influx of yuppies now that Burien has annexed White Center, there has never been a better time to get on of these innovative new traps for yourself. Living in Ballard, I set out ten years ago to come up with a solution to the growing problem of Yuppie gentrification. With product testing (a short distance from the Ballard Matador) and a lot of elbow grease, I feel I have come up with a real working solution to this ubiquitous issue. We have the popular Yuppie Bed Trap in ash, birch, or maple; perfect for any decor. We also have been working on several new and exciting body styles for the Traps; with promising headway specifically in the West Seattle area with a trap that looks like a Subaru Forester, and are currently working out the bugs for using camouflaged pit-traps dug into beaches in conjunction with off-leash dogs as bait to get the most annoying of these vermin.”

So go out and support this true Local Hero while keeping the Yuppie onslaught at bay. For all of your anti-gentrification needs, Emppu can be reached at 206-604-6050. We at the West Seattle Fun Blog see this as a definite win-win-win for the entire community!

Thanks to Yup-B-Gone for choosing to grow their business by sponsoring 24/7 local news, disinformation and bad faith discussions on WSFB; the entire sponsor team is commonly found in the West Seattle/White Center area drunk and yelling about various slights against our character, real or imagined.