What an ass!

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, September 25, 2009 (WSFB) – In crime news, the West Seattle Police Department is seeking the assistance of our fair residents in apprehending a serial robber.

Says Lieutenant Jurgen Koorgstad, “Our suspect has been robbing people for some time now.  His M.O. is well documented.  He does NOT carry a weapon but uses his massive physique to coerce his victims into to giving him the contents of their purses and pants.  He sneaks up behind his victims and grabs them forcibly by the arm.  He will then reacharound with his unusually well-sculpted biceps, grab the victim’s purse, and shake it like it’s going out of style.  He is also quite flatulent.”

Once again, the WSPD reminds residents to not take the law into their own hands.  If you encounter this individual, please call 911 immediately.  The police are trained for this sort of thing.  Simply observe and report.  Don’t be an ass by trying to play hero.