WEST SEATTLE, Washington, October 22, 2009 (WSFB) – In Legal Matters, the West Seattle Funblog was recently investigated by the King County Blog Police (KCBP) for allegedly “being ready, via precedent of smartassmanship, to post funny pictures of one of its OWN unnamed funbloggers portrayed within the realm of a thong-ish motif.”   Apparently, this is legally a no-no and the WSFB just didn’t know-know.

Said Luigi Linguini, “We have instructed counsel to plead “˜Ignorancemanship’ to the letter of the law.    We’re not sure if this is a legal term as our lawyer is a guy named Chuck that has done time but now delivers delicious beverages for Big Al’s Brewery in White Center, but we stand by our assertion that this case strays far from the legal boundaries of law and such for Americans and South Africans from South America and such.   We have maps.”

When prompted for clarification, Linguini stated, “I’mma let you finish, but the T-back is hands-down, asses-up, WAAAAYYYY better than a map.”

A Public Records Request to the KCBP and the King County Court System (KCCS) netted the following summation:

“The West Seattle Fun Blog was befroozled, first and foremost.   The plaintiff merely  alleged that the defendant  would post pictures of her depicted in a thong and such.   No maps to said picture have been located to date.   In this case, Funmanship trounces Cougarmanship, but a minor penalty is still in order for the sake of shit-for-upcoming -electionsmanship.   Plaintiff is thus awarded the entire collection of the defendant’s thong collection.   Defendant retains rights to the term “˜Cougarmanship’ “.

Said Linguini, “Done and motherfucking DONE! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Arradfgasdghasdfgaghs;gsdfad|walnutbourbon|dfasghasdfgasdfgasfdfghlwinwin.”