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Woody Woodpecker Added To The List Of Famous Cartoon Actors Arrested In King and Pierce County Drug Sting

woodywoodpeckerWEST SEATTLE, Washington, August, 02, 2010 (WSFB) – The famous Universal Studios actor Woody Woodpecker was arrested late Sunday night on charges of possession of methamphetamine with intention to distribute.  The ultra hyper and trouble causing woodpecker was arrested after neighbors called police with reports of “constant woodpecking” into the late hours of the night.  When the police arrived they found a clearly high  Woody Woodpecker destroying the wood paneling on his house and all of his wood furniture.  He was unresponsive to threats of incarceration, and the police apprehended him after repeated attempts to subdue the actor.  A search of the house turned up large amounts of meth, a log of other famous cartoon actors that he distributed to, and a clearly fucked up Tweety Bird hiding in the closet.  Woody Woodpecker was taken to the West Seattle Police Department’s headquarters and is scheduled to be sent before a judge on Tuesday.  The Woody Woodpecker arrest comes just days after the Pierce County Sheriff’s office arrested a former co-worker of his, Elmer Fudd.

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