WEST SEATTLE, Washington, November 27, 2009 (WSFB) – Where the hell did the sun go? And what’s with all this wind whipping up the water in our fair city? Ah, yes. Autumn. That’s right. It’s shit outside.

Hold on just a minute there. As regulars to this kind of weather, we’re stronger than that. We don’t get all hopped up on the down and jump off the Aurora Bridge. We make the best of it. And this time of year, that means snowboarding.

And surfing.

Yes, epic waves are rolling into Puget Sound from the Pacific Ocean. So grab your tribe and motor down to Alki for some bangin’ beach breaks. Even in shit-ass weather the babanees are sick and plentiful.

Try to be totally righteous with your fellow surfers. Barnies and ballers are people to, even if they’re just bogus durfers, butt crumbs, and touries with mouries.

Waves this weekend should be tasty, if not epic.  Yeah they’ll be chillin’ and you’ll feel it on your duck dive, but trunkin is hardcore, man.  So let ‘er rip!

There’s usually a delish mix of dick dragger’s and mega-rippers, but it’s all good. Just chillax with a betty until it’s your turn to jazz the glass and lacerate.

You’ve been jonesin’ for the juicy, right?  Well, my bruddah, your time has come! Welcome to winter weather in West Seattle!