WEST SEATTLE, Washington, June 01, 2009 (WSFB) – The hottest cougars in West Seattle will gather at Cougar Mountain in Issaquah for the first annual Dry Hump Hike on June 12th to benefit Regional Appreciation of Wilderness Resources (RAWR), a West Seattle based environmental action group.
“We’re hoping this will be the first of many dry humping events for our organization” says Ivana Predatore`. “We’re all married so we need to keep a layer of clothing between us so our husbands won’t consider it cheating”, she continues.
The West Seattle Cougar Dating Club has 5 active members and 29 shadow members (those who do not publicly participate or espouse their membership outside of trusted inner circles or sister organizations).
Mrs. Predatore` explains the low numbers: “Membership has been open to the public for years but very few attractive older women live in West Seattle, per capita of course. We attempted to expand our purview to Vashon Island in the early 1990’s but there were no suitable candidates whatsoever.”
The starting point for the Dry Hump Hike will be on Highway 900 at the Cougar / Squak Mountain Connector Trailhead. Pre-hump meeting starts at 7:00AM PDT, with the hump beginning at 8:00AM PDT. Sign up fee is $50.00 US and is tax-deductible. Those who participate will receive a “Never Too Old to Dry Hump” t-shirt and a “RAWR!” trucker cap.
