WEST SEATTLE, Washington, November 16, 2009 (WSFB) – With the Internet abuzz of a possible disclosure of UFO’s on November 27th by authorities the West Seattle Funblog promises to find the fun and the truth, if it’s out there.

Rumors of the release of UFO disclosure can be found by typing stuff into Google, but unfortunately it’s all speculation until ET knocks on our door and tries to use our phone.  Yet even local news giant The Seattle Times is getting into the action, though the hard details of this possible disclosure are purely speculative, for now.

One of the theories involves a single disclosure by various powerful institutions including the Vatican, the Obama Administration and the UN.  Even the new hit ABC remake of “V”, a television show about reptilian aliens from another planet that come to Earth with false promises of peace, has been described as a way to get us use to the thought of an alien presence on Earth. Some believe that the Web Bot project has predicted the news as well.  We’ll continue to query the Internet for the latest information in between our research for our new book, Why Jessica Simpson Is Right and Everyone Else Is Wrong.

If Obama or the Pope come out on 11/27 and tell everyone that aliens are here it’s important not to panic and to keep cool like Fox Mulder.  Here are a few extra fun tips to help you deal with the news that we may not be alone.

1. If there are aliens among us you probably need some special sunglasses to see them, try to get in with an underground resistance group, especially one led by Rowdy Roddy Piper.  These resistance groups will probably be easiest to find in Los Angeles.

2. The conspiracy is probably going to be deeper than anyone could possibly comprehend.  Then just when you think you might have gotten to the bottom, there is another, deeper bottom that goes way the fuck down.  Don’t get discouraged and just keep digging.

3. While a lot of our technology is easy to explain, light bulbs, glass, plastic there are some things that would just make sense if they had their origins in alien technology.  Who wouldn’t feel better if they were told we had a little help splitting the atom?  Probably alien technology. Touchscreens?  Probably alien technology as well, there is no way some dude came up with that in his garage.  Picture in Picture?  Amazing, but pretty sure that was the Japanese.  Ichi-ban!

4. Aliens hate water.  This is totally a known fact.  Make sure that if guns aren’t available and aliens attack that you have water to use against them.  Swing away Merrill.  Merill swing away.

5. If aliens are here they are probably going to take our jobs if they haven’t already.  They probably are smarter than we are and harder workers as well.  They probably even cheat using fancy technology.  Be prepared to go with your fallback career, especially if you are a computer science or physics major.

The truth of the matter is that if there are aliens among us, or some on the Moon or Mars, you might as well kick back, grab a cold one and enjoy the show.  Let the scientists find out why, and let the real journalists ask the hard questions of the politicians and aliens.  People are undoubtedly going to freak out, and some will turn to God while others will look to government for answers.  Just know that we at the West Seattle Funblog will always be here for you, UFO’s or no UFO’s.  Who knows, maybe the aliens will be hard drinking, partying interstellar funbloggers that just want to kick it and help increase the fun levels across the Universe, kind of like us.  West Seattle UFO Funblog for life, bitches.