WEST SEATTLE, Washington, September 29, 2009 (WSFB) ““ The West Seattle Parks Department, in association with the Cyberdyne Corporation, will be deploying T-101 Terminators to rid all homeless residents from the T-107 Park on West Marginal Way, also known as “Nickelsville”.

“We’re hoping to Terminate them on site, but also realize we might have to chase a few if they jump into the water or try to run down the rail road tracks,” authorities speaking anonymously told the WSFB.   “We’re taking our precious park back, we got dogs to walk and shit.”

It is not clear how the Parks Department got their hands on the Terminators considering they are from the future in the year 2029.

The T-101 Terminators were being staged at the entrance of the park late Tuesday, and homeless residents were apparently shitting their pants even more than they usually do.

Signs were posted in the evening as well showing a Terminator pointing a gun at a man begging for change with the words “YOU!” below in large red print.

John Connor could not be located, let alone reached for comment.