WEST SEATTLE, Washington, August 15, 2009 (WSFB) – The New Westside Association Of Delridge is once again sponsoring the semi-monthly Delridge Neighborhood Farmers Market this weekend.

“Farmers” from all around the region will be showing off their “goods” to perspective West Seattlites.

Local “farmer” known as Stolev Yaseetski stated that some of his best organic “goods” will be for sale this weekend. “We got vacuums, CDs, clocks, watches, DVD players, pictures, all kinds of stuff…cheap”. Ratheed Wallace, from the Rainier Valley area stated that he enjoys selling at the Delridge Farmers Market because “Nobody gets up in yo’ shit. You can sell yo’ shit, get paid and roll….know what I’m talkin’ about”?

Who knows? You might find that special item that’s been missing from your crib.

The short list of “hot” items that will be offered include Smith & Wesson 9mm semi-automatic, Ruger automatics, several .22 calibers pistols, Uzis, shotguns, AK 47s, organic crack, and locally grown and produced marijuana. Live music this weekend will be presented by the local act Delridge Funkadelic Bitches.

Organizers of this weekend’s Farmers Market are expecting record crowds with the nice weather. Bring your hoopty and your ho on down!