WEST SEATTLE, Washington, August 24, 2010 (WSFB) – It’s been a long-held truth amongst West Seattle men that their women can become a little sensitive, even touchy, at times. But extensive research by a local West Seattle entity has given detailed, though speculative, insight into the phenomenon.
West Seattle Psychiatric Ward intern Kevin Johnson violated state medical edicts last week when he posted on his personal blog, “Bitches is crazy to start with. And wine makes ‘em crazier! That’s medical science, yo.”
“Men tend to just have a few beers and say stupid shit,” said Johnson a week later. “I’m an excellent example of that and its a known factor in the equation. But women… well, they have a glass of Pinot Noir or a HoneyBush at the Feedback and it’s fucking game on.”
“Men can’t seem to do anything right and there’s NO room for discussion,” finished Johnson. “A liquored man versus a liquored woman is going to be wrong all of the time. The less fair sex needs to understand this and deal with it.”
West Seattle socialite Dah-veed Blanco told us, “Yep, that’s fact right there. But you can work that sweet action.”
“Lookit, the drunker I get, and the drunker they get, the less they seem to care about what comes out of my mouth,” quipped Blanco. “At that point, it’s all about inebriated interpersonal relationships and tight pants.
Yeah, baby. It’s all good.”
