WEST SEATTLE, Washington, February 12, 2010 (WSFB) – As part of our ongoing community service, the West Seattle Funblog is bringing you this special report on a couple of suspicious looking characters we’re going to refer to as “those people“.
Early Thursday afternoon, those people were seen cavorting near mailboxes in the vicinity of 100th and 42nd in Arbor Heights.
Neighbors reacted quickly, calling 911 and emailing the local office of the U.S Department of Homeland Security.
However, this did not deter those people, who continued to casually frisk about the area and disport as if they owned the place.
Once the police rounded the corner of 100th, those people sprinted for Whiskey Woods and effectively evaded the police.
K-9 dogs were released but became distracted by a large group of coyotes hell bent on protecting their den.
If you see those people in your neighborhood, do not attempt to approach them. Call 911 immediately as they are considered to be dangerous just because.
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