WEST SEATTLE, Washington, July 29, 2009 (WSFBWCC) – In a disappointing turn of events, West Seattle resident Trent Markley was hoping to enjoy a tasty beverage on one of the hottest days of the year after a long day pouring concrete on 2nd Avenue. All day he thought of nothing other than enjoying his ice cold beer when he got home, only to discover that it is actually very hard to drink beverages ice-cold .
“I grabbed the can out of the freezer and it felt so good in my hand,” Markley said, “But then I cracked it open and held it over my mouth and nothing happened! I mean, isn’t there supposed to be some ice-cold beverage action going on in my mouth?”
When reached for comment, all Science had to say was, “Meh.”
