WEST SEATTLE, Washington, August 28, 2009 (WSFB) – The Tully’s at Fauntleroy and California was the scene of a massive fire this morning when Eddie Vedder came in for his daily caramel macchiato. Besides being a less-than-manly drink, beverage preparation involves the use of a small flame-throwing device, for caramelization, with licenses issued and regulated by the Department of Flaming Shit Up, Yo.

The risks of caramelizing sugar are plenty. But my editors limit my space, so Google it please.

Though unsubstantiated, this reporter has learned that Mr. Vedder requested “extra flammage” on his beverage. He further was heard to say, “Issa mow now! Gonfeelgooo, yee-AHHhhh. HMMMmmmmmMMMM!”

Damage estimates are due shortly, after the Chief Inspector either GETS or DOES NOT GET front row seats to the upcoming Pearl Jam / Ben Harper extravaganza at Key Arena on September 21-22.