WEST SEATTLE, Washington, August 10, 2009 (WSFBWCC) – In a stunning turn of events that has rocked the WoW community, local blogger Svengaard “Dark Lord” Jørgen has actually won a flame war and has decided to claim the entirety of West Seattle as his fiefdom as his just reward..

Emerging from his subterranean dwelling, blinking from the intensity of the sun, Svengaard was accompanied by his loyal subjects Brad and Laney for his Royal Announcement.

“I, having proven my prowess on the Binary Battlefield of Life, hereby declare myself King of West Seattle, and claim all the Cheetos and Game Fuel located within the boundaries of my rightfully claimed kingdom.”

Svengaard allegedly won this thread by employing the formidable yet terribly simplistic ‘I Know You Are But What Am I’ strategy. Even more incredible is that the three forum members he was confronting continued to engage him for well over 600 comments, eventually succumbing to exhaustion and overexposure to Artificial Colors (Including Yellow 6).

No word on whether his WoW Guild will be able to maintain the peace among the tens of thousands of West Seattle Residents, but this correspondent’s best guess is that it will involve SCA weapons and Furry costumes.