WEST SEATTLE, Washington, August 09, 2009 (WSFB) – An unnamed local blogger reportedly experiences a powerful erection each morning after rolling on to his back and flipping to the cold side of the pillow.

“For the first 10-12 years I thought I had some kind of problem,” says unnamed local blogger. “I finally realized this wasn’t a defect and was just my body’s way of reminding me I’m alive and that it’s a new day.”

According to several Internet boner experts, there is no cause for alarm.

Internet boner expert Mightymouse provides clarifying commentary: “Boners happen when you get horny, if you feeling horny in the morning then you will get a boner.”

However, there are situations where one may need to consider measuring the embarrassment, inappropriateness, and understandability value of the boner situation at hand to determine if corrective action is necessary. The following chart outlines several scenarios and their respective E/I/U values: