WEST SEATTLE, Washington, August 26, 2009 (WSFBWCC) – An Arbor Heights wo/man is trying to determine if s/he has any legal recourse after obtaining a sex change operation while on holiday in Thailand, a country world-renowned for its gender-reassignment prowess.

Inspired by Barack Obama’s stirring words, Brynjard Åysteinsen decided that the one thing that was not going his way was his sex life, so he decided to be the change he wanted to see while on a multiple-day Singha and Thai stick bender in the resort town of Phuket. Emerging from his alcohol and THC-induced haze, Brynjard found herself the proud new owner of a pair of 34 DD breasts, and a working va-jay-jay. Bryn (as she currently prefers to be called) was initially excited with the new playthings, but quickly tired of them when s/he found out that her sex life did not immediately improve.

“After listening to Barack’s campaign, I believed the impossible was possible. Now, after several months, I’m not feeling Hopeful about my Change.”

Bryn is now thinking about either suing the doctor who performed this complex procedure on someone drunk to high heaven and stoned out of his gourd, or starring in her own reality television show about the dangers of the Indonesian-born Barack Obama and his Islamonazicommunist agenda.

When this correspondent brought up the fact that most people seeking sex change operations do so because of an actual belief that they were born in the wrong body, Bryn replied, “Really? I guess I hadn’t thought of that.”