TACOMA, Washington, August 09, 2010 (WSFB) – At his awwaignment in Piewce County Distwict court this morning, a teawful fowmer cartoon celebwity Elmer Fudd fwew himself upon the mercy of the court, entewing a guiwty pwea. The 68 yr-old Fudd then offered to turn state’s evidence, assuwing Distwict Judge H E High that he could “Bwow the wid off a wing of cowwuption, the wikes of which you have yet to see.”

If twue, Fudd’s wequest could be gwanted. The outdoorsman’s claim is faw-weaching, and impwicates Fowl, Water fowl, rabbits, canines, swine, extwatewwestwials, and thewe is even wumor of a high wanking “wodent” with the initials of “MM”…

If the disgwaced fowmer Warner Bwothers alum has his way he will be entering Witness wewocation instead of pwison.

“Neah… I can’t believe he’d trow us all under da bus like dat, Doc,” says one long-time cohort of Fudd’s.

“Now, Boy: I say Boy… that is NOOOO way to behave toward your family, son,” expressed one F. Leghorn.

“I am not easily convinced that Mr. Fudd is twuwy contwite, and not just acting out of self-pweservation instinct.” Says judge High. “He may not have much, but he has evewything to lose, and that’s when people get despawate.”

One thing is certain, as the indictments are handed down, Saturday Morning’s cartoon line-up may be impacted in a manner not seen since the Kroft Brothers’ Saturday morning powerhouse was shut down.

Mowe on this twuwy wemawkabwe stowy as it devewops.