TACOMA, Washington, Juwy 29, 2010 (WSFB) – Famed outdoorsman, avid huntah, and tewevision personawity Elmer Fudd was awwested Tuesday afternoon in his Piewce County mob0w estate.

A local phawmacist suspected iwwicit behaviow with the gwowing fwequency of Fudd’s Sudafed purchases and awerted the authowities to a possible mefwab opewation.

Fudd, a 68 year old former Saturday morning cartoon staple, incweasingly aware of his decwining wevenue and woyalty stweam was seeking altewnative methods of genewating income in today’s volatiwle economy and discovewed the profitabiwity and ease manufacture of street gwade mefamphetamine.

Enthused by the ease with which he could manufacture his pwoduct, Fudd setup shop in a shed behind his Piewce Country mobow estate.

Local residents were alawmed by the all day and all night goings on at the Fudd wesidence. Acting on an anonymous tip, the Piewce County Shewiff began a surveiwance opewation two weeks ago which culminated in an early Tuesday morning standoff when Piewce County Deputies attempted to serve a search warrant. Fudd bawwicaded himself in his shed and began shouting “WEMEMBAH WACO!” over a buwlhorn while discharging wounds from his 12-gauge Wemington shotgun. After six hours Deputies stormed the mobiwle estate and awwested Fudd.

“I’m outraged by the inthufferable, inthenthitive, scathing, and incomprehenthible behavior we have experienthed!” slathered Fudd’s wife partner, an Anatidae who wishes to wemain anonymous. “He uthed to be thuch a thweet fellow.”

Fudd is scheduled to be awwaigned next Wednesday at the Piewce County courthouse.