WEST SEATTLE, Washington, September 30, 2009 (WSFBWCC Editorial) – You Know What Really Grinds My Gears? This correspondent has noted a disturbing trend in the annals of the local Funblog. It seems that Funsticks and Funbags are too ‘immature’ and ’sexiest’ for the community (at least that is what I infer from the steep decline in references to aforementioned Fun Accouterments). Well I , for one, have had enough! Funsticks and Funbags are the lifeblood of the WSFB for Life ethos, the defining attribute of a proudly pro-juvenile humor bastion, a bulwark against all that is nonFun.

Here’s what were going to do. We are going to liberate the funsticks! Let the funbags free! Whip ‘em out for one last glance at the sun before it retreats to its hideaway and accedes the Northwest to its wintry gloom.

So before we let too much of this year slip by, I welcome all WSFB contributors, commenters, and lurkers to just cut loose with the ‘Sticks. Fly free with the ‘Bags. Give your neighbor (or your landlord, the people you are stuck in traffic with, your gimpy cousin Larry) a big show. That’s right. Flash ‘em for fun! Give the old one finger salute to Northwestern passive-aggressiveness. Get aggro up in this bitch!