WEST SEATTLE, Washington, August 25, 2009 (WSFB) – The WSFB has learned of a savage plot where assassins from Fatmanistan are expected to target a local musical group with “headshots”.
Headshots are typically accomplished by a long range high power rifle shot to the head, but can also be performed at close range with other weaponry. Headshots are referred to as “pwnage”, and if you’re the recipient of a headshot you’ve been “pwned”.
Helmet Haus in West Seattle is handing out free kevlar helmets between 8:04AM – 1:08PM to anyone with musical talent.
