WEST SEATTLE, Washington, November 02, 2009 (WSFB) – After approximately one month of calm on the blogfront, Fatmanstani forces opened fire today on the West Seattle Funblog effectively knocking the site offline for more than 7 hours.
This marks the 4th time the WSFB has come under fire from the malevolent cretins of Fatmanistan, and happenes to coincide with the release of WSFB 2.0; the hottest most attractive, functional, aesthetically pleasing, and professional looking blog in West Seattle right now.
All other blogs look like morbidly obese middle-aged alpha women who’s beta male partners can’t even win a loaf of cheap fucking bread or paint the ugly ass cupboards in their piece of shit laundry room based operation.
Despite the severity of the attack and the illicit tactics used in the process, the WSFB did not retaliate. This is not due to a lack of weaponry or opportunity, rather it is the case that the WSFB chooses to take a higher ground approach and not engage in such sweater vest-donning childish pursuits.
The WSFB Facebook page, Twitter page, email, phone, and text messages literally exploded when word of the attack was made public.
“I can’t get to your site, wtf is happening??” screeched an unnamed Facebook funfriend. “I can’t go a day without my funblog!”.
Another funfan was overheard proclaiming, “Luigi! Get it up! Get it up again!”.
The WSFB will always live on to fight another day. We’re here to stay and we’d like to borrow your weed whacker, please.
Your new format is indeed more “web 2.0″; however I liked the old
“morbidly obese middle-aged alpha women who’s beta male partners can’t even win a loaf of cheap fucking bread or paint the ugly ass cupboards in their piece of shit laundry room based operation” format.
Simply because who the hell can navigate around all this clutter if they are drunk and/or having fun?
weed whacker? what I want is a mole whacker
that’s what she said.