WEST SEATTLE, Washington, March 13, 2010 (WSFB) – Beach Drive, the popular waterfront road that follows the water in West Seattle, thinks you are too poor to drive on it and hopes you take California Ave. to get from one end of West Seattle to the other.  “If you are driving anything even resembling a Toyota Camry or any kind of fucking Subaru please stay off me,” Beach Drive told the WSFB.  “If you live on or just off of me that’s fine,” the Drive continued, “but for the love of god please don’t drive your $30,000 a year ass over from Rainier Beach and expect to get my respect.”  Beach Drive also asked that the only pedestrians allowed to access Beach Drive be either successful yuppies making $200,000 a year plus or babies with trust funds being pushed in strollers by moms with fake breast implants and Dolce Gabbana sunglasses.  Over the last few months Beach Drive has continued to create landslides in protest of the use of its lanes by the less fortunate.  In addition Beach Drive has been shutting down to one or two lanes on any given weekday in order to prevent poor people from finding the drive in any way convenient.