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WEST SEATTLE, Washington, September 09, 2010 (WSFB) – In the never ending quest to provide our reader with useful information, the West Seattle Funblog has put together this public service announcement.
First up: Alcohol.
As you lubricate yourself into a lathered, liquored frenzy, it’s important to know when you’re pushing your limit. The illustration shown here is our own patent-pending Fun-O-Meter. As you can clearly see, it’s a fine line between having the time of your life on copious amounts of alcohol and having less than zero fun when you’ve had too much.
We recommend pushing yourself up to and over the limit no less than three times in a 7-day span to adequately evaluate your own level of “too much”.
The next graph shows how you might go about achieving this “time of your life” state of mind via dancing. Dancing clearly becomes much more fun when one is soaked in alcohol.
This graph illustrates that at triple the legal limit, you dance like a hoe. Dance much more than that and you run the risk of becoming a disco diety, a proverbial Lord of the Dance.
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Drinking and dancing can be so much fun that your inhibitions lower significantly, enabling you to try new things that you otherwise wouldn’t.
This next graph should be cut out, laminated, and kept permanently in your wallet or purse.
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On that note, it’s important to know a little sump’n sump’n about your back side. This next chart should be affixed to the back side of the previously laminated wallet/purse chart.
In conclusion, alcohol can be fun, but only when you know your limits. It can also lead to the excessive use of graphs.
Please drink and dick around with graphs responsibly.
