Body Snatcher Pods Spotted Near Location of Weekly WSFB Staff and Community Meeting.

Written by T4Toby Local Jul 27, 2009

The Horror!

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, July 27, 2009 (WSFBWCC) – Several ominous looking pods showed up at the Golden Village Market a mere one block from Big Al’s Brewery recently, prompting the WSFB to increase its WSB Threat Level from Mauve to Puice. Due to an intense language barrier, The West Seattle Fun Blog’s White Center Correspondent was unable to get a satisfactory response as to why they would be right there, prominently displayed on the sidewalk, only being able to gather that the first victim claimed by these diabolical extra-terrestrial pods was named Jack.

Speculation has run rampant through the WSFB Regional HQ as to whether the West Seattle blog placed these items here to eliminate their blood enemies in West Seattle blogging, or possibly to take over the minds of the staff of WSFB in order to harness their incredible West Seattle Fun Blogging potential.

WSFBWCC contacted trusted source Gansta Pete to try to get to the bottom of this story, but learned long ago not to bother Mr. Pete when he is cleaning his chrome-plated .38.

To be safe for now the White Center division is warning against sleeping, possibly by imbibing in massive quantities of bathtub gin and/or trucker speed. More on this story as it develops.