WEST SEATTLE, Washington, May 24, 2009 (WSFB) – A recent study conducted by the Pacific Rim Tea Trade Comission suggests that teabagging may help with mental clarity and overall well-being.

“In 7 of 10 cases teabagging was found to increase positive electromagnetic stimulation in the brain”, says Dr. Phil Anders. “In 8 of 10 cases, we saw a marked increase in positive aural projections.”

In recent years the teabagging phenomenon has spread dramatically due in large part to the proliferation of online gaming, wherein a gamer repeatedly teabags his fallen opponent thereby demonstrating disrespect and superiority.

“We’re hoping to have teabag services at walk-in clinics around the West Seattle area by early 2012″, states Dr. Anders. “This service is in high demand and the medical community needs to integrate this into the battery of services currently offered.”