What a tool!

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, August 30, 2010 (WSFB) – Most turned out to see the Beck who has charted mega-hits such as Devil’s Haircut, Loser, and Where it’s at (2 Turntables and a Microphone). Still others came to see guitar god/innovator Jeff Beck (Yardbirds, Jeff Beck Group, Rod Stewart…). All were misled, and pissed off. A handful of FOX-watchers aside, the general consensus among the group was “Let’s pelt him with rocks and garbage!” Their anger was directed toword FOX personality Glenn Beck, a “Loser” with a “Devil’s Haircut” to be sure, but only in a literal sense.

“They called this thing ‘Restoring Honor’,” says one disgruntled music fan and free-thinker. “I think ‘restoring HORSESHIT’ would be more appropriate. How about restoring the time I wasted?? Maybe even restoring complete, HONEST advertising? I guess the lack of amplification backline shoulda given it away. Now I have been photographed here @ GB’s 1,000 Moron Goose-step. This could have severe repercussions in my social, professional, family,  and political life!”

While neither artist could be reached for comment, sources close to both artists have expressed no desire whatsoever to be in any way associated with the blow-hard faux-journalist. “Jeff had gone so far as to consider a name change following the last US tour,” says a long time friend.

FOX entertainer Beck got permits specifically for both the anniversary AND location of Reverend Martin Luther King’s iconic “I have a dream” speech. Apparently Beck, too, had a dream… a dream of a richer, whiter, more corporate America… “Restoring Honor,” huh? Is “honor” really what this douche nozzle is attempting to restore? It all seems like a rather transparent to play upon the racist fears of the uneducated masses calling themselves the “tea-party” by lashing out against the current administration at a conveniently high-profile time and location. I contend the only missing honor is faux-journalist Beck’s, which I doubt he ever had to begin with. And is it really newsworthy… or our responsibility to help or observe him attempting to find???

Well, at any rate, the garbage definitely flew at this event.

In closing, I would like to say that for the record I, too, have a dream:

A dream of this FOX jester Beck meeting up with a similar fate as the iconic leader whose most impacting speech’s anniversary and location he has chosen to jack. Not that I would encourage such behavior, but hypothetically say a dude with two first names and a firearm was to find up with Beck, this blogger would not shed a tear.