AUSTIN, Texas, November 17, 2009 – (WSFB-AC). In a sudden and completely inexplicable move, millions of turkeys across the nation have recently joined forces with the Chick-Fil-A cows in their campaign to convince Americans to “eat mor chikin”.

In a recent press release spokesturkey Kevin Johnson said, “we turkeys have supported our bovine brothers for years, and we will stand by them now in their resistance to the pressures of those in the west trying to take away your right to eat chikin. We will be bonded by the glue of social justice and solidarity in our fight against oppression and we shall not rest until we have won a glorious victory and vanquished our foes, or at least through the fourth Thursday in November”.

Rumors continue to swirl that pigs, lambs and fish are also in negotiations with the cows.