BROOKLYN, New York, January 14, 2010 (WSFB) – During their weekly meeting at the corner of 75th Street and 13th Avenue in Brooklyn, New York, Big Anthony, Johnny Streets and the Momo Express all agreed with their friend Goolio that Pat Robertson is a, “huge piece of shit for all that Satan and Haiti bullshit he said on that fuckin’ stupid fuckin’ show he got.” This meeting was the first of 2010 after a three week hiatus for, “family shit,” according to Johnny Streets.

“I don’t care what the fuck kind of fuckin’ preacher you are, that’s some bullshit,” opined the Momo Express as he drank from a paper bag. His compatriots agreed with his assessment. Big Anthony expressed a personal connection to the crisis that shocked the meeting members.

“Yeah, I think my brother on the PD is takin’ his K9 dog down there to sniff for people,” said Big Anthony.

“No shit? Fuggadaboutit, that’s big-hearted no matter what,” agreed Johnny Streets.

After discussing to which realm of hell Pat Robertson would be sent by Jesus, the discussion turned to the merits of Rush Limbaugh’s statement during a recent radio show that, “We’ve already donated to Haiti … It’s called the U.S. income tax.”

“That fat fuck,” was the opening remark that the participants could agree upon. From there, an argument ensued over whether Robertson or Limbaugh deserved to recieve urine in their coffee.

“I’d stick my dick in there and stir it!” proclaimed Johnny Streets in reference to urine in Pat Robertson’s coffee. Goolio wasn’t sure if Pat Robertson took cream in his coffee or not.

Consensus was achieved once the meeting participants decided that Jesus would stick Pat Robertson inside of Adolph Hitler’s ass, in Hell, leaving Limbaugh as the most deserving of urine in his coffee.

The meeting concluded with the four agreeing that if they ever got the chance, they would urinate in Rush Limbaugh’s coffee pot for a month, then pay someone in his building to keep doing it after they finished, then start sending him, “pieces of shit wrapped up in Ding Dong wrappers because you know that fat fuck would eat them before he figured out what the fuck was going on, the fuck.”