WASHINGTON, DC, May 6, 2010 (WSFB-AC) – President Obama recently met with several high profile candidates for the pending Supreme Court Nomination, including talks on Friday with David Lee Roth, a senior administration official told WSFB.

Roth, a Southern Baptist minister and former front man of the legal advocacy group Van Halen, is also widely respected in legal circles for his work on two different circuit Courts of Appeal and for wearing assless chaps on the bench.

Roth spoke briefly with reporters late in the day on Friday. “I’m gonna tell you this one tiyayayime, bebebebebaby…I can set politics aside, (indecipherable squeal), and serve every man. All my flavors are guaranteeieeieeieed, to satisfify”.

When questioneed about his views on abortion and Roe v. Wade, which is sure to be a critical issue in the nomination process, Roth said “I like the way the line runs up the back of the stockings. No no no, don’t take them off. Leave them on.”

Roth was also asked some challenging questions regarding his views on the role of the federal government in education. “I think of all the education that I missed. But then my home work was never quite like this. Uh. Ooh-ooh-ooh. Hey!”

The senior official said Obama has also met with two other known contenders – Tom Selleck and Ronnie James Dio and is carefully studying careers and integrity of the candidates. Roth’s moral stance and family values appear to be beyond reproach from even the most conservative factions.