LAS VEGAS, Nevada, June 10, 2010 (AFB) – Las Vegas Mayor Oscar Goodman announced on Thursday that the entire city will be closed indefinitely. Goodman cited concerns for public security and safety after reports began circulating that Funbloggers from Austin and West Seattle may be gathering in the city.
“We have reliable intelligence that a number of high ranking Funbloggers are planning major fun operations over the weekend,” Goodman said. “We believe this to be a credible threat and we are taking it seriously.”
Goodman added that some additional security measures were also underway. “We’ve enacted a mandatory evacuation of all leprechauns, banned condiments of all kinds, and we are currently sewing shut the orifices of area livestock.”
