WEST SEATTLE, Washington, August 12, 2009 (WSFBWCC) – The West Seattle Fun Blog is pleased to be the first West Seattle blog to announce this fantastic job opportunity. From the press release:

The US Government is immediately seeking applicants to fill positions on its Obamacare Death Panels. Qualified individuals must have a minimum of three years in either ACORN, any Union, the ACLU, or as MoveOn.org member, as well as at least entry level experience as a latte sipping elitest. Duties will include debating whether Grandma, Uncle Pete, or the annoying lady down the block’s gimpy child should be euthanized, forced gayislamobortions, funneling taxpayer funds to illegals, and taking guns from conservatives. This job is open to anyone except White Males, as their status as a repressed minority may taint their judgment. Due to the sensitive nature of this job offer, we ask that you send your resumés through the websites Daily Kos, Firedoglake or Wonkette using the code name GSoros.

I don’t see how this opportunity will last, so come one, come all for this chance at a truly exciting job!