NEW YORK, New York, June 30, 2010 (Funblog Newswire) – Fox News reported today that everything is President Obama’s fault. Everything.

In simulcasts on its television, radio, and online broadcasts, Fox News said, “according to a top official with the universe, every bad thing that is happening now or ever has happened or ever will happen is directly attributable to the socialistic, Muslim, un-American, freedom hating, Mexican loving imposter, Barack Obama.” Fox News said the official could not be identified because he did not have authorization to speak on behalf of the universe.

Fox News, however, was happy to speak on behalf of the universe and presumably does believe it has such authorization. “It is Obama’s fault that we are in Iraq and Afghanistan. It is his fault that oil is spilling into the Gulf of Mexico. The sluggish economy is also all his fault. That horrible call in the US soccer match against Slovenia? Obama. Hunger? Obama. Obesity? Obama. Measles? Obama. The policies of this administration led directly to the American Civil War, the French and Indian War, both World Wars, the Korean Conflict, and Vietnam. Yesterday a 66 year old woman in India gave birth to triplets. Who do you think did that?”

Some observers have suggested that Fox News might be somewhat biased towards conservative political ideology in its reporting. Fox News denied such allegations, saying “We are fair and balanced. Look. It’s right there in our tag line.”