WEST SEATTLE, Washington, February, 17, 2010 (WSFB) – CNN, or Cable News Network, will soon be changing it’s name to the Anderson Cooper Network (ACN)  due to the increased popularity of its primary anchor, Anderson Cooper.  Along with the name change, the new ACN will shift coverage from world news events to stories only related to the life and actions of Anderson Cooper. “Changing our approach to media coverage by just following Anderson Cooper around made all kinds of sense,” a CNN spokesperson told the WSFB.  “Anderson is so hot right now, and he’s already on our channel 23 hours out of the day so we figured hell, what’s one more?”  Anderson Cooper could not be reached for comment, but if he had he probably would have sounded really smooth.