HOLLYWOOD, California, March 22, 2010 (WSFB-AC) – Pretty Pony member and beloved children’s icon, Rainbow Dash, is facing certain jail time after being arrested last week for public intoxication, colorful rainbow vomiting, and false impersonation.

Dash was taken into custody at the California border town of Tijuana, trying to re-enter the United States after being turned away for employment at a Donkey Show. Says Jose Cuero, proprietor of AY Caramba Burro, in Tijuana, “Si, she tried to get work in my show. I told her, ‘No way José’, since she is not a burro and she is not a HE. These two things are mucho necessito para la Donkey Show.”

Blood and alcohol tests revealed that Dash was under the influence of cheap Mexican beer, LSD, and multiple packs of Skittles®.

Rainbow Dash, once known globally as the glamour girl of Ponyville and a key member of the My Pretty Pony line by Hasbro, gained a huge fan-following for her colorful outfits, sparkling accessories, and sound advice on all things fun. The last few years have seen her spiraling out of control on booze and pills due to the popularity of the rival line, Bratz, which has put the entire cast of Pretty Ponies out of work.

Says good friend and co- pony, Pinky Pie, “Wow, she used to be so much fun. We would hang out together, brush our pretty manes, run and leap through the green grass. Now all she wants to do is smoke the grass and eat funny mushrooms. She has really ruined her reputation and had better get her shit together for our upcoming show in Vegas, Nude Ponies on Parade, at the Mirage Hotel.”

Dash is currently under treatment at the Pasadena Recovery Center where her recovery will be taped for the popular reality series, Dr. Dru Celebrity Rehab.