NEW YORK, New York, December 14, 2009, (WSFB-AC) – Although it has resurfaced again recently with the news of Tiger and his wood and Jon and his Gosselin, the problem of men’s wandering appendages is nothing new. To the rescue comes Bronco Products, LTD, with their new line of men’s LockDown ® underwear.

LockDown ® Underwear is a lightweight but effective deterrent for men whose excitement gets the best of him.  With a special fabric weave made of sand paper and a super tight fit, LockDown ® will quickly stop any movement or blood flow to those pesky appendages, thus bringing a man to his knees in seconds.  The optional TaintLock ® and WangKey ® system will have him rushing home to see the little woman with a new sense of urgency.

“It is not widely known, but men actually think about sex quite a bit. They are getting aroused all the time, whether it is their wife or a co-worker or a stranger in a coffee shop, or Tinkerbell cartoons, or Broccoli and Cheese Hotpockets, the male mind turns to sex.  Does this mean that men are animals that can’t control themselves,” asks Richard Head, President of Engineering for BRONCO.  “Yes. That’s exactly what it means. But it’s really about a lack of focus. And trust me, when you’re wearing a pair of LockDown ® skivvies, you are very, very focused.”

Says Nan Patterson, VP of Production and Design for BRONCO, “There are a number of f-tards (sic) who will greatly benefit from this product. This isn’t your average S&M cock-locker, but a necessary product for some relationships. Men will now be able to think about the other two things that occupy their minds: football and beer.”

The Lock Down comes in three styles:

The Lockdown 1000 – Tight fitting, sand paper feel, lock and key.

The Lockdown 2000 – Extra tight with slight electric shock to the genitalia if the device is tampered with.

The Lockdown Supreme – For the well-endowed male, this style comes with a special strap allowing the wandering wand to be pulled backwards and given “thirty days in the hole” prison style, so the male can just go ahead and screw himself silly.