NEW YORK CITY, New York, December 18, 2009 (WSFB-AC)  -  In a gruesome act of holiday violence, Barry Gibb, frontman for the band The Bee Gees, was viciously attacked in Central Park.

Mr. Gibbs, (born September 1, 1946) is a singer, songwriter and producer. With his brothers Robin and Maurice, he formed The Bee Gees, one of the most successful pop groups of all time.

The intoxicated Gibb apparently had stumbled into a known gay bar looking for his brother, Robin.  Witnesses claim to have heard him shouting that he wanted “More Than a Woman” as he was escorted out to the curb.  On his way home, things took a turn for the worse.

The 63 yr-old Gibb was found slumped over a water fountain, the apparent victim of a skull-fucking by a group of strung out meth-heads.  With a double-yellow line drawn down his nose and his trademark coiffe crudely shaved into a mohawk, the singer, songwriter and producer experienced severe trauma to the orbital sockets after being ridiculed and brutally eye-poked.

A witness jogging nearby, Mr. Killboy Powerhead, was the first on the scene. “I heard a huge commotion, loud screaming in falsetto and someone repeatedly yelling ‘How Deep is My Love’ in between grunts – it was sickening, even to me.”

The good Samaritan was the first to aid Gibb.  Said Powerhead, “I asked him ‘What the hell happened here!?’ and he could only say, ‘You can tell by the way they abused my ‘hawk, I’ve been skull-fucked man, no time to talk’ ”.

The motive for the attack is being questioned but it appears the incident may have been retribution for the release of The Bee Gee’s seventh album, Cucumber Castle.