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TwitterPornBots Continue To Lose Ground To Superior Human Twatters (BEST OF)

WSFB_DEXTRE_ISSBOTWEST SEATTLE, Washington, October 12, 2009 (WSFB) – Despite recent scientific advances the human race continues to gain significant ground in the epic twitter-battle currently underway on our Twitter page.

As of July 2009, TwitterPornBots had conquered actual humans in our twitter-realm in terms of followermanship. WSFB was the clear favorite among bots in and around the global pornography industry.

The byproduct of a free and open social networking society means the WSFB has garnered a sizable contingent of TwitterPornBot followers.

However, due to our unrelenting efforts and consistent persistence, we have turned the tables on the TwitterPornBot brigade and have secured a 60% stake in the human twatter market as of October 1st.

While mostly harmless the TwitterPornBots may contain links to sites that harbor malicious code but may also have erotic and titillating profile photos that both stimulate and amuse. It’s a toss up, or off.

A sampling of our actual human follower base shows our popularity to be far reaching, transcending normal sociological borders to include folks such as West Seattle Hardcore, Chow Foods, candidate for King County Executive – Dow Constantine, and that kooky old supercrazy – Charles Manson.

Clearly we have the most broad follower base in the blogosphere and our efforts don’t go ignored.

Please feel free to follow us on the web via Twitter and join the growing diverse ranks of superior human twatters!

2 Responses for “TwitterPornBots Continue To Lose Ground To Superior Human Twatters (BEST OF)”

  1. CamilleToe says:

    Thank you for the “recent scientific advances” link. Progress: “Darling, I have a headache, why not use your robot?”

  2. Science and the pursuits therein are tantamount to Funblogging. So are robotic sex toys.

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