PORT-AU-PRINCE, Haiti, June 22, 2010 (WSFB) -  Hatian President, Rene Preval and Chilean President Sebestian Pinera met today to begin proceedings to officially change the names of their respective countries to “Lovi” and “Hotte”.

There was immediate outage in both countries when news was announced, but the leaders of each nation state that they believe that change is needed. In an afternoon press conference, President Preval stated, “Look at our countries. Shit’s fucked up. The more President Pinera and I drank last night, the more we realized that crazy American bastard, Pat Robertson, was right. Look at our countries fucking name… Haiti. We’re named after fucking hate! We need more love, so from now on our land will be known as Lovi”.

Soon afterwards President Pinera spoke and stated “Our tourism has been awful for many years. This was mainly because everyone in the world thought that our country is cold since it’s named Chile. I can’t help it if the world is a bunch of fucking idiots, but I can help my countries name. Moving forward, we will be known as Hottians because we live in Hotte”.

Reaction from the White House was quick. President Obama made a quick stop in appropriately named, Terre Haute, IN on his “2010 Medical Mayhem” Tour to discuss the odd name changes. President Obama commented, “Although I initially thought the name changes were quite whack, I have learned to “warm” up to them and “love” them.  My staff and I have kicked around the idea of renaming the United States to better reflect our multicultural status to the International United Democracy, but I know the Repubs wouldn’t want that stuck up Capitol Hill..heh…heh”.

Although the proceedings still have many hurdles to clear, both leaders said they feel confident in their decisions and asked the public to “Don’t Haiti. Put A Little Lovi In Your Heart”.