WEST SEATTLE, Washington, June 08, 2010 (WSFB) – After years of “dumping” on behalf of the international child retail sales industry, American consumers began a ruthless backlash in the form of returning defective models to their respective countries of origin.

The previously in high demand Eastern European substitute child model has become the least in demand and the model with the highest rate of return for refund due in large part to defective and borderline life-threatening behavioral engineering flaws. The US Department of Human Engineering has uncovered numerous instances of poor workmanship, broken or malfunctioning parts, and entire code libraries missing from personality modules. The end result is a violent, ill-behaved, and often dangerous to themselves and others model of substitute child.

Through the late 1980’s the Soviet era substitute child was known for its stability and obedience. However, after the collapse of Communism and stringent quality control, the model became subject to the influence of entrepreneurs who sought to increase production at the expense of quality. The 2003 model is regarded as the “last of the really not so good” versions and all subsequent models have been fraught with severe psychological defects likely due to rampant fetal alcohol syndrome that plague the surrogate mothers used to initially incubate and foster embryos.

With a staggering 42% of all post-2003 models returned within the first six months, the Eastern European child farming industry is poised for imminent collapse.

In contrast, the Chinese have perfected their substitute child farming model and brought many improvements over their Eastern European competitors with a rock solid behavior protocol and superior etiquette chipset. Offered at a reduced price and in a wide variety of styles, the Chinese model will likely gain market share in the coming months and years.