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BREAKING NEWS: Iran Reveals Existence Of Secret Nuclear Blogging Facility

WSFB_NUKEPLANTWEST SEATTLE, Washington, September 25, 2009 (WSFB) – At the start of the B-20 summit in West Seattle this morning, the Iranian President – Muhachmach Ahmedinejihad – revealed the existence of a secret nuclear blogging facility just off the coast of Washington State.

The facility meets the profile and configuration of a non-peaceful blogging facility, with primary output being weapons grade blog material.

President Barack Obama has condemned this revelation as contrary to provisions allowing construction and operation of peaceful blogging facilities, and has demanded immediate shut down and de-commission of the facility.

The international community has drawn a line in the sand and is demanding action consistent with President Obama’s statement.

The U.S. intelligence community had known about this facility for some time, but the WSFB learned this morning that there was a security breach in the Iranian intelligence chain. It is suspected that a local blogger with ties to Iran may have facilitated release of this information.

The International Nuclear Blogging Agency (INBA) is preparing for deployment of an international team to the region in order to visit and inspect the facility. Once the INBA learns of the existence of a nuclear blogging facility, they are well within their rights to demand an immediate dispatch of personnel to the site.

This development is expected to slow the already slow process of talks and negotiations between local and Iranian bloggers, which had been taking place since December 2006.

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