COPENHAGEN, Denmark, December 15, 2009 (WSFB) - Danish emergency aide vehicles responded to a call placed by former Vice President and now global warming pimp Al Gore’s personal assistant, when it appeared that his ass got wedged in the exit door of his private Leer jet that had just arrived in Copenhagen for the climate change summit.

Over the last nine years since losing a close election to George W. Bush, Gore’s ass has grown exponentially. It is unclear why it has grown at such an alarming rate; however there is speculation that since his head has grown to capacity due to extreme hypocrisy his ass has swollen to compensate. In fact his ass has gotten so immense it recently was mistaken for Rhode Island.

Or it could be that since he is on the road so often making global warming propaganda stops, he has been living on a diet consisting of Ho Hos, Ding Dongs, Twinkies, and chili cheese fries from Carl’s Jr, washing it all down with a diet-Pepsi.

EMT’s were able to extract Gore’s ass from the exit door using a combination of WD40 and the semi-liquid gelatinous goo from a Danish canned ham.

This is the second incident in a week that Gore’s ass has hampered his public appearance schedule. He had to cancel a speech he was to have given at the Michael Moore Foundation for Equality Fat Asses, when his ass got stuck in a chair and was unable to make it to the podium.

Gore’s ass has not responded to any of our many requests for comment.